The no-features, simple WordPress theme

Hi there, I’m NADA.

I do nothing. I may sound nihilistic for a WordPress theme, but I assure you that I’m quite the opposite. In fact, my whole reason for existing is to offer the exact opposite of current WordPress themes for sale (and this gives my life meaning).

“I REALLY love how you branded + targeted this. Normally I’m trying to hack out the parts of a theme I don’t like, but with this one I have a playground to build on top of.” Nat Eliason, Marketing @ SumoMe/Appsumo

Anthropomorphic existentialism aside, assume every feature you were looking for in a theme isn’t available from me.

I only come with:

Impressive right? I think so. Because that means as a theme I get to focus on the “meat” (it’s in quotation marks because, little known fact, all WordPress themes are vegan) of what should be important to you: your content and the loading speed of your site.

The only things I do:

Watch my video to see how I work

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Are you still with me? Good (I’m needy like that). If you’re on the fence, I’d suggest looking elsewhere for themes. If you want to see what I’m capable of, check out the styles page or the blog.

Want to see me in action (otherwise known as a demo)? You’re looking at it. Or looking at me. I’ve confused myself…

Launch sale! The price goes up to $49 soon.

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